*at orgy*
"You go ahead and get started everyone I'm gonna make a playlist real quick."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2015
*at orgy*
"DOES ANYONE KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD?"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2015
"IS EVERYBODY HYDRATED? ANYONE NEED A SNACK?" – Me at an orgy
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2015