1986: You gotta fight! For your right! TO PARTYYYYY!
2018: You gotta fight! For your right! To not get shot to death in school and hold elected officials responsible for their role in allowing this to continually HAPPENNNNN!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2018
If you're going to a party tonight, be G.O.T.H.:
Hailing Satan with a fresh sacrifice every time the moon peaks
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2016
I don't have FOMO, I have, "Oh no." That's where you go to a party or event and realize it's terrible and remember why you always stay in.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2016