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Tag: Pizza

Posted on July 28, 2018July 30, 2018

I won’t be happy until they put tiny people in these tiny chairs opening an even tinier pizza box filled with a tinier table, chairs, and people opening a microscopic pizza box filled with microscopic tables, chairs and people opening a pizza box that’s only seen on a molecula- https://t.co/CYtW8IPLQ1

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2018

Posted on October 27, 2016October 31, 2016

We need to play more head games with ISIS. Have we delivered them pizzas they haven't ordered yet? That'll drive them absolutely bananas.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 27, 2016

Posted on July 27, 2016July 28, 2016

The only thing that could possibly be more divisive than this election would be if we as a nation tried to order a pizza together.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2016

Posted on June 15, 2015June 16, 2015

*uses pitchfork to eat three slices of pizza simultaneously*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 16, 2015

Posted on June 10, 2014June 13, 2014

If I was a giant, I'd pay a basketball player to slam dunk pizzas in my mouth all day long.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2014

Posted on March 30, 2014March 31, 2014

If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 30, 2014

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