DETECTIVE: Are you the new chalk outline guy?
ME: Yes I am
DETECTIVE: Stick to the bodies, no more thought bubbles with spaghetti inside them
DETECTIVE: Yes, even if they were thinking about spaghetti
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2018
MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016