How dare you politicize a tragedy by pointing out what caused it in the first place and suggesting tangible steps that could be taken to prevent another one from happening… have you no decency?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2019
TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want
TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?
TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019
SINISTER VOICE: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez SAYS she didn’t have it easy growing up- but would a woman who’s trying to fight for everyday Americans own so many of THESE?
*cut to video montage of AOC in shoes* Vote Republican: we still wanna kill your grandma and harvest her fluids”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2019
Dems, forget impeachment, it’s not happening with a Republican Senate. Start talking about the changes we need now:
• New Voter’s Right Act
• Outlawing private prisons
• A living wage
• Legalizing pot
• No stepping on the dance floor unless you’re gonna bring more more more
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2018
If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:
1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”
2) “The penny? REALLY??”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018
Even if she isn’t running Oprah should fuck with him and take out full-page ads in all the major newspapers with nothing but photos of her birth certificate.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2018