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Tag: Politics

Posted on March 15, 2019August 7, 2019

How dare you politicize a tragedy by pointing out what caused it in the first place and suggesting tangible steps that could be taken to prevent another one from happening… have you no decency?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2019

Posted on January 18, 2019March 11, 2019

TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want

PUTIN: No

TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?

PUTIN: Ok

TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019

Posted on January 4, 2019March 11, 2019

SINISTER VOICE: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez SAYS she didn’t have it easy growing up- but would a woman who’s trying to fight for everyday Americans own so many of THESE?
*cut to video montage of AOC in shoes* Vote Republican: we still wanna kill your grandma and harvest her fluids”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2019

Posted on November 7, 2018January 1, 2019

Dems, forget impeachment, it’s not happening with a Republican Senate. Start talking about the changes we need now:
• New Voter’s Right Act
• Outlawing private prisons
• A living wage
• Legalizing pot
• No stepping on the dance floor unless you’re gonna bring more more more

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018January 1, 2019

If Abraham Lincoln we’re alive today he’d say two things:

1) “This is not my Republican Party. These people are the same self-indulgent, syphilitic tyrants I spent my entire life and career opposing and fighting against. To hell with them!”

2) “The penny? REALLY??”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2018

Posted on January 8, 2018January 9, 2018

Even if she isn’t running Oprah should fuck with him and take out full-page ads in all the major newspapers with nothing but photos of her birth certificate.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2018

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