If you pull on a man's ponytail long enough, a coupon will drop down from the sky that's good for six free karate lessons.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2015
If you have a ponytail, there's no need to fill out an application. You can just walk into any Guitar Center and start working the floor.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2014
If you push a man's ponytail all the way into his skull, a diploma drops from the sky and he's got a second chance on life.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2013