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Tag: Pope

Posted on September 25, 2015September 26, 2015

DONALD TRUMP: This guy barely speaks American. I would deport him if I were in charge
POPE: I forgive you, constant idiot

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2015

Posted on September 24, 2015September 25, 2015

POPE: Climate change is real
GOP: We believe you just not the words you're saying

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2015

Posted on September 23, 2015September 24, 2015

POPE: Do you have any sins you'd like to confess?
OBAMA: You mean the drones?
POPE: I meant for how you murdered your two terms
*they hi-5*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2015

Posted on August 20, 2014August 27, 2014

"I see a lot of new faces at this Fight Club…" pic.twitter.com/PQpGqqHyQd

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 20, 2014

Posted on April 20, 2013

It looks like a new Pope is being chosen every five minutes in Battery Park.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013

Posted on February 12, 2013

Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013

This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.

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