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Tag: Rap

Posted on September 18, 2016September 20, 2016

[leaving rap battle]
I feel betrayed but god damn my therapist can flow

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2016

Posted on April 25, 2016April 26, 2016

*enters confessional booth*
"Forgive me, Father. For I'm about to murder this flow…"
*priest starts beatboxing*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2016

Posted on January 15, 2016January 22, 2016

Never bring an orange to a rap battle.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2016

Posted on February 2, 2013

When he turns 85, rapper T.I. will turn into a graphing calculator.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2013

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