Skip to content

Sam Grittner

  • Home
    • Resume
    • Contact
  • Schedule
  • Writing
    • Joke of the Day
      • Tweets I Sometimes Enjoy
    • Published Works
    • Lists
    • Essays
    • TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
  • Pictures
    • Headshots
    • Funny Friends
    • Drawings
    • Photos For Sale
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video

Tag: Rebirth

Posted on March 13, 2017March 18, 2017

Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017

Posted on September 4, 2015September 5, 2015

I don't cry in the shower. I cry with the shower.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2015

Posted on April 27, 2013April 28, 2013

If you push a man's ponytail all the way into his skull, a diploma drops from the sky and he's got a second chance on life.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2013

  • Home
  • Schedule
  • Writing
  • Pictures
  • Podcasts
  • We’re All Gonna Die Tonight!
  • Video
Proudly powered by WordPress