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Tag: Relationships

Posted on June 26, 2017July 6, 2017

If I see another happy couple smooching I swear to god I'm going to walk right past them and ask myself why I ruin every relationship I'm in

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2017

Posted on December 19, 2016December 21, 2016

I feel like 2016 cheated on me and dumped me and I'm getting hooked up with 2017 but I don't owe it anything and I'm going to get bangs.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2016

Posted on January 4, 2016January 7, 2016

How am I not an Uber driver I'm soooooo good at driving people away

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2016

Posted on June 4, 2015June 24, 2015

Why do we park on a driveway but I drive every relationship into the ground?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2015

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