GOP PRIORITIES:
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
The worst part about Roy Moore signing the 16-year-old's yearbook was he literally meant it when he wrote, "Never change."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2017
There's an old Republican saying: "Where there's smoke someone installed an unauthorized smoke detector and this needs to be addressed."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017
Elected officials who refuse to meet with their constituents should have to forfeit their positions. I've never been paid to ignore my boss.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017
REPUBLICAN: Tonight I will murder your family
DEMOCRAT: I appreciate you giving me some time to enjoy their company— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
BAILIFF: Do you swear to tell the alternative fact, the whole alternative fact and nothing but the alternative fact, so help you God?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2017