TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want
PUTIN: No
TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?
PUTIN: Ok
TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019
*takes Cold War out of freezer*
*pre-heats oven*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016
Jan. 20th: Trump takes office
Jan. 21st: Russia leaks Republicans emails
Jan. 22nd: Civil war breaks out
Jan. 23rd: #NationalWaffleDay— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2016
REPORTER: Let's talk about your Russian ties…
TRUMP: No no no, my ties are made in China— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2016
Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016
I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose to say nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016