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Tag: Russia

Posted on January 18, 2019March 11, 2019

TRUMP: Gimme a gorgeous tower in Moscow and I’ll do whatever you want

PUTIN: No

TRUMP: Playing hard to get? Ok. How about I give you everything you want and you DON’T give me a voluptuous va-va-voom tower?

PUTIN: Ok

TRUMP: That’s how it’s done people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2019

Posted on December 29, 2016January 1, 2017

*takes Cold War out of freezer*
*pre-heats oven*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016

Posted on December 15, 2016December 16, 2016

Jan. 20th: Trump takes office
Jan. 21st: Russia leaks Republicans emails
Jan. 22nd: Civil war breaks out
Jan. 23rd: #NationalWaffleDay

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2016

Posted on December 11, 2016December 14, 2016

REPORTER: Let's talk about your Russian ties…
TRUMP: No no no, my ties are made in China

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2016

Posted on December 10, 2016December 14, 2016

Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

Posted on December 9, 2016December 10, 2016

I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose to say nothing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016

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