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Tag: Social media

Posted on April 27, 2018May 2, 2018

Taking a break from Twitter taught me some invaluable lessons:
• No one cares if you leave
• No one cares if you come back
• This isn’t reality
• None of this matters
• It’s a toxic habit that has melted my brain like an Andes mint on the sun
• I’ll never leave again

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2018

Posted on April 14, 2018April 15, 2018

What a beautiful day to stay inside reading tweets about what a gorgeous day outside it is by people staying inside.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018

Posted on September 27, 2017October 10, 2017

FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017

Posted on December 30, 2016January 1, 2017

My response to any question you ever ask me pic.twitter.com/hKKF076jt5

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2016

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