Taking a break from Twitter taught me some invaluable lessons:
• No one cares if you leave
• No one cares if you come back
• This isn’t reality
• None of this matters
• It’s a toxic habit that has melted my brain like an Andes mint on the sun
• I’ll never leave again
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2018
What a beautiful day to stay inside reading tweets about what a gorgeous day outside it is by people staying inside.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017