The President acted Presidential for 90 minutes and we’re supposed to be impressed? Fuck that noise. The Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band acts like a real band 24/7. Where are the headlines praising them?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2018
I will donate the rest of my life to any Democrat who brings a live shark to the State of the Union tonight.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2018
"One final thing."
*biden and obama put on helmets*
"We are: Daft Punk"
*around the world starts playing*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2015