The nice thing about drinking tea is that if you accidentally drop food in it you just made soup.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2016
Michael Cera is starving but his mother is gone at the store. She comes back 4 hours later to see him holding a can of soup towards the sun.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2013