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Tag: Spider-man

Posted on December 29, 2018January 1, 2019

SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN,
does whatever a spider can,
spider thoughts and spider things,
spider queens and spider kings,
charlotte's web? that shit was tight,
walks in your mouth while you're asleep at night,
eats his kids, cleans his plate,
spider-man can spider-relate

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2018

Posted on July 21, 2017September 9, 2017

When I criticize myself for criticizing myself. pic.twitter.com/eP33zQvQjK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2017

Posted on July 7, 2015July 8, 2015

I try to kiss you upside-down like Spiderman but my phone and keys and change keep falling out.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2015

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