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Tag: Subway

Posted on July 8, 2018July 30, 2018

An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018

Posted on November 25, 2017November 27, 2017

Lazy motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/jsUMRDmsOi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2017

Posted on December 8, 2015December 17, 2015

Being an adult is like riding the subway. It’s fun the first 3 days then you realize you’re stuck doing this until death finally frees you.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2015

Posted on February 20, 2015February 21, 2015

"I just stepped on it and now I'm this color" pic.twitter.com/7w7dKh4Fij

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2015

Posted on October 28, 2013October 31, 2013

Who are your most influential sandwich artists?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2013

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