An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018
Being an adult is like riding the subway. It’s fun the first 3 days then you realize you’re stuck doing this until death finally frees you.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2015
Who are your most influential sandwich artists?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 28, 2013