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Tag: Sweet sweet silence

Posted on July 7, 2018July 8, 2018

My Uber driver just ran three red lights and hasn’t said a single word to me. If he hits a fruit cart and keeps driving I’m gonna have to marry him.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2018

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