The Declaration of Independence was one of the first examples of breaking up via text message.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
Sorry I didn't answer your text for a few days! I was actively plotting against you.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 11, 2016
Sorry I didn't return your text for three weeks. My phone fell off the bed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2014