No flying cars but I get to debate why a kid born with cancer deserves a shot at life with strangers this is truly the future I dreamt of
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2017
PROPER HIGH SCHOOL COURSES:
*How to use new ATM cards
*Is Facebook right for you?
*Start giving up on your dreams today
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016
ME: Don't judge a book by its cover
CHILD: What's a book?
ME: Never mind. Eat your food pellet before we begin harvesting.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015