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Tag: The Internet

Posted on February 22, 2018February 26, 2018

I miss New York so much that today I thought about creating an app where a random voice tells you to fuck off for no reason whatsoever when I realized that app already exists. It’s called The Entire Fucking Internet.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2018

Posted on September 3, 2013September 6, 2013

"This place sucks and everybody is negative."
"Do you want to leave?"
"Fuck no!"
-The Internet

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2013

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