I miss New York so much that today I thought about creating an app where a random voice tells you to fuck off for no reason whatsoever when I realized that app already exists. It’s called The Entire Fucking Internet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2018
"This place sucks and everybody is negative."
"Do you want to leave?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2013