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Tag: Tiffany

Posted on November 27, 2017November 28, 2017

I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017

Posted on April 28, 2017May 2, 2017

when someone asks if u know what nepotism is pic.twitter.com/DbIncxVSjH

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2017

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