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Posted on April 22, 2017May 2, 2017

Wind and Fire must be so jealous today.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2017

Posted on November 6, 2015November 7, 2015

"What is water? The government wants you to think it's a liquid but really it's the tears of Jesus. I have fought the Batman." – Ben Carson

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015

Posted on November 6, 2015November 7, 2015

"That's where we keep the nation's jellybeans." – Ben Carson, pointing at the Statue of Liberty

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2015

Posted on October 6, 2015November 4, 2015

I only carve rescue pumpkins

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 7, 2015

Posted on January 9, 2014February 17, 2014

Chris Christie is the Shia LaBeouf of Rob Fords

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2014

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