I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
Whether or not you like TV, we can all agree on one thing: TV is great
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 6, 2014
"Here's the idea."
"Ok."
"It's EXACTLY like a Sharknado, except this time.."
"Yes?"
"It's a Squidblizzard."
*gets check for $20 million*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2013
"It's a show about nothing." – God explaining life
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2013