Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018
I miss the old days of twitter, when it was just grammar nazis instead of actual nazis.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2018
Taking a break from Twitter taught me some invaluable lessons:
• No one cares if you leave
• No one cares if you come back
• This isn’t reality
• None of this matters
• It’s a toxic habit that has melted my brain like an Andes mint on the sun
• I’ll never leave again
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2018
What a beautiful day to stay inside reading tweets about what a gorgeous day outside it is by people staying inside.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
How the fuck does Barack Obama have such an endless supply of self-restraint? Not a single tweet to the President asking, “So, Donny, how’s your day going?” Trump would literally explode and part of this nightmare would finally be over. I don’t get it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2018
Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war.
Facebook allows misleading news stories to come across as legitimate.
YouTube is standing by a man that made a joke out of a suicide.
What I’m saying is: only you can save us now, PornHub.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2018