Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war.
Facebook allows misleading news stories to come across as legitimate.
YouTube is standing by a man that made a joke out of a suicide.
What I’m saying is: only you can save us now, PornHub.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2018
FACEBOOK: Yesterday’s news today!
INSTAGRAM: Yesterday’s pictures today!
TWITTER: MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED AGAIN, CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN SOUTH FLORIDA, DOGS!, LIVE HELICOPTER CHASE OF MURDER GOAT, WATCH CHARLES MANSON EAT HIS LAST PLATE OF SPAGHETTI LIVE RIGHT NOW— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017
I hope Barron doesn’t see this or he’ll find out his dad isn’t even real pic.twitter.com/oQD4kuURJF
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017
FACEBOOK: Here’s yesterday’s news today
TWITTER: Log on for WWIII today
INSTAGRAM: Your life sucks
ETSY: Here’s a skull on a skateboard!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2017
Nothing would be funnier in life than if Ted Cruz liked porn on Twitter again tonight on purpose. Like that's just his new thing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017
What's Twitter like?
"Imagine you have a healthy, happy plant. Cut to ten days later, the plant is dead and you're yelling at Nazis"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2017