Condolences to the one Uber driver bringing all 150 of them there. https://t.co/GvJfHXIGNS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2019
My Uber driver just ran three red lights and hasn’t said a single word to me. If he hits a fruit cart and keeps driving I’m gonna have to marry him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2018
Every time I share an Uber I turn to the person next to me and ask, “How much spaghetti in the attic is too much spaghetti in the attic?” Before they can answer I inform them it’s a trick question, I only make lasagna. Then I open my door and jump and roll
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 24, 2018
My Uber driver just informed me I could have a free wind chime from his trunk if I promised to "Like" his Facebook page.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2016
Tonight my Uber driver asked me why I was crying. When I said I wasn't he said, "on the inside." I left the biggest tip I've ever given.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2016