1. Buy cheap umbrella
2. Have it die on you mid-storm
3. Buy expensive umbrella
4. Forget it on public transportation
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until you die— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2018
Apparently I've been using umbrellas wrong for over three decades pic.twitter.com/2H4sGHvsdf
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2016
hey drink you don't need an umbrella you're a drink
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2014