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Tag: Zodiac killer

Posted on April 19, 2016April 26, 2016

Do I think Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer? No. Do I believe with all my heart he chokes hitchhikers to death with a rosary? Of course I do.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016

Posted on February 24, 2016February 25, 2016

I can't believe I'm still writing Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer on all my checks

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2016

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