Let's make sure to light that tree tonight and start celebrating an old white man who breaks into your house and is regarded as a hero.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2014

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Let's make sure to light that tree tonight and start celebrating an old white man who breaks into your house and is regarded as a hero.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2014