In Russia, Dre forgets about you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2015
"What is this?"
"That's a rainbow, Mr. Putin."
"Tear down the sky."
"Sir, you can't possib-
*gun clicks*
"Tear. It. Down."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.