20's: I want to be rich and famous by making art!
30's: I want to make rent and find my soulmate
40's: I want a divorce where I keep the dog
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016
If you're in your 20s, you can save yourself years of regret by simply always doing the opposite of what your brain tells you to do.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2016
Age 21: "No one can tell me what to do!"
Age 31: "Someone please tell me what I'm supposed to do."
Age 41: "Whatever. That'll do."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016
I'm "too young to be too old for this shit" years old.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2014