Some more topics to discuss if you're on a date pic.twitter.com/4Sm8sDQ5Rb
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015
Some safe topics to discuss if you're going on a date tonight pic.twitter.com/1y0baPo7Fc
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015
Fun Dirty Phrases:
"Shined the dinkler"
"Gammied the old scrullem"
"Twiddled me nanners"
"Mulched my bollud"
"Splerped so gelping much"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2014
LEAKED from Jaden Smith: pic.twitter.com/miFipHbOka
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2014
APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE
NEW NAMES FOR EYES:
• Real Lookers
• Vision Balls
• The Watchers
• Look Who's Looking Nowsters
• TV Ingesters
• Stare Masters
• Blind Spots— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2013