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Tag: Birds and the bees

Posted on April 8, 2016April 11, 2016

The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016

Posted on March 1, 2015

"Kids, I'd like to talk to you about the birds and the bees"
*closes blinds, turns up stereo*
*holds up sign that reads, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2015

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