The one upside to the bees disappearing is that the sex talk just got cut in half. "Son, let me tell you about the birds and… more birds."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 9, 2016
"Kids, I'd like to talk to you about the birds and the bees"
*closes blinds, turns up stereo*
*holds up sign that reads, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2015