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Tag: Body parts

Posted on June 15, 2013June 19, 2013

NEW NAMES FOR TEETH:
•Gobblers
•The Rows
•Noam Chompskis
•Corn Movers
•Word Silos
•Calcium Claws
•Old Yellers
•Shinies
•Mouth Mountains

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2013

Posted on June 13, 2013June 19, 2013

NEW NAMES FOR FEET:
•Walkies
•Push-a-rounds
•Dirt Homes
•Hop-To-Its!
•The Jumpies
•Rumskis
•Dance Propellers
•Movies
•Not Hands

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2013

Posted on June 7, 2013June 19, 2013

New Names for Hands:
•Grabbies
•Holdies
•Touch-a-rinos
•Turkey outliners
•Finger holders
•Phone homes

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2013

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