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Tag: Chips and salsa

Posted on August 4, 2016August 9, 2016

FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS:
* Open casket
* Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance
* My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 4, 2016

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