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Tag: Dogs

Posted on November 1, 2016November 5, 2016

*at animal shelter*
EMPLOYEE: "You said you were interested in adopting a dog?"
*i slide her $100*
ME: "Take me to the REALLY good boys."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2016

Posted on March 14, 2016March 20, 2016

"The Bachelor" but with dogs

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2016

Posted on October 3, 2015November 4, 2015

Dogs were domesticated from wolves. Cats were domesticated from middle fingers.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 3, 2015

Posted on May 2, 2015May 6, 2015

If I ever run for office my platform will be, "Dogs everywhere always."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2015

Posted on September 14, 2014September 18, 2014

*goes on first date*
*eats spaghetti with her like in lady and the tramp*
Waiter: Sir, you and the terrier need to leave immediately

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 14, 2014

Posted on June 8, 2014June 10, 2014

Plot twist: the dogs let themselves out

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2014

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