FIRST DATE TIP: Ask them which cabinet nominee they opposed the most
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2017
FIRST DATE TIP: Wear a ski mask to really make your eyes pop
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2016
FIRST DATE TIP: Always get the door for them. Rip it out of its hinges, plow right through it, burn it down. Show how much you hate doors.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2014