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Tag: First Date Tip

Posted on February 18, 2017February 21, 2017

FIRST DATE TIP: Ask them which cabinet nominee they opposed the most

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2017

Posted on April 27, 2016May 2, 2016

FIRST DATE TIP: Wear a ski mask to really make your eyes pop

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2016

Posted on September 24, 2014September 29, 2014

FIRST DATE TIP: Always get the door for them. Rip it out of its hinges, plow right through it, burn it down. Show how much you hate doors.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2014

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