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Tag: First date

Posted on January 17, 2015January 19, 2015

*on first date*
"I'll have what she's having"
"I'm sorry sir but the lady hasn't ordered yet"
"Excellent. The check whenever you're ready"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 17, 2015

Posted on September 14, 2014September 18, 2014

*goes on first date*
*eats spaghetti with her like in lady and the tramp*
Waiter: Sir, you and the terrier need to leave immediately

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 14, 2014

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