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Tag: Gary Johnson

Posted on October 6, 2016October 9, 2016

REPORTER: Would you make any changes to Air Force One?
GARY JOHNSON: No. They're incredibly sturdy shoes.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 6, 2016

Posted on September 29, 2016October 1, 2016

REPORTER: Name one person you admire from the current cabinet
GARY JOHNSON: Lazy Susan

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016

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