When I’m a ghost I’m gonna try and find that sweet spot between scary as fuck and kinda, sorta helpful. Like, I’ll write in blood on the walls but it’ll be a grocery list.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2019
I don’t think ghosts are moaning and screaming to try and scare anyone. I think that’s just how anyone would act if they haven’t eaten since they died.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2019
Pac-Man taught me three valuable lessons about life:
• You need a constant supply of fruit
• Always be open for change; you’ll always be going in new directions
• Ghosts are real and they will never stop chasing you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2017
Who are we kidding? We're going to be such terrible ghosts. We'll haunt bars instead of bedrooms and never shut up about how tired we are.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015
you could be in the middle of a ghost orgy right now you don't know
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2014