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Tag: Ghosts

Posted on September 30, 2019November 8, 2019

When I’m a ghost I’m gonna try and find that sweet spot between scary as fuck and kinda, sorta helpful. Like, I’ll write in blood on the walls but it’ll be a grocery list.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2019

Posted on September 6, 2019November 8, 2019

I don’t think ghosts are moaning and screaming to try and scare anyone. I think that’s just how anyone would act if they haven’t eaten since they died.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2019

Posted on December 17, 2017December 27, 2017

Pac-Man taught me three valuable lessons about life:
• You need a constant supply of fruit
• Always be open for change; you’ll always be going in new directions
• Ghosts are real and they will never stop chasing you

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2017

Posted on May 21, 2015May 22, 2015

Who are we kidding? We're going to be such terrible ghosts. We'll haunt bars instead of bedrooms and never shut up about how tired we are.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015

Posted on September 3, 2014September 4, 2014

you could be in the middle of a ghost orgy right now you don't know

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2014

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