A stranger just stopped me and said, “It is a cold one today! HOT DOG HOT DOG!” I wasn’t sure how to respond so I replied, “Sure is. Hot dog hot dog hot dog?” and he gave me the smile like the two of us saved Earth from total annihilation but could never tell another soul.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2018
the ice bucket challenge but with hot dog water
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 19, 2016
*cut to mike huckabee eating an entire sleeping bag full of hot dogs*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2015