The founder of IKEA has died. May he rest in pieces.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2018
I lost my first two children to IKEA's labyrinths.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2015
I can't afford traditional therapy anymore so I just go to IKEA, lie down on a couch, and wait for someone to ask if they can help me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2013