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Tag: Kim Kardashian

Posted on May 19, 2018May 24, 2018

BRITISH PERSON: Do you have royal weddings in America?
ME: A reality star that pushes pro-body dysmorphia products married a rapper who said slavery was a choice
BRITISH PERSON: Is that a yes?
ME: Honestly, I don’t know

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 19, 2018

Posted on October 22, 2013October 29, 2013

"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
"Yes."
(Kanye Proposing)

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013

Posted on June 15, 2013June 19, 2013

When Kim Kardashian was in labor she asked what that was.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2013

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