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Posted on August 29, 2018September 6, 2018

Bears don’t hibernate during winter. They go to their caves, think about the wrongs they’ve committed, change absolutely nothing, then once spring rolls around, they go back out on their “I Guess I’m Still A Bear” tour.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2018

Posted on November 9, 2017November 14, 2017

TRUMP: Hold my beer
WEINSTEIN: Hold my beer
SHEEN: Hold my beer
C.K.: Hold my beer
WESTWICK: Hold my beer
HALPERIN: Hold my beer
O'REILY: Hold my beer
OCTOPUS BARTENDER: I can only do so much

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2017

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