Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014
Michael Cera walks into the police department and gives himself up for stealing free WiFi. He volunteers for the death penalty.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2014
Michael Cera is starving but his mother is gone at the store. She comes back 4 hours later to see him holding a can of soup towards the sun.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2013