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Tag: National Anthem

Posted on October 22, 2016October 26, 2016

"Honey, I know we've only known each other for a little while but-"
*gets down on one knee*
"-will you protest the national anthem with me?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2016

Posted on September 6, 2016September 10, 2016

If the national anthem really reflected America it would just be gunshots and cash register cha-ching sounds.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016

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