"Honey, I know we've only known each other for a little while but-"
*gets down on one knee*
"-will you protest the national anthem with me?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2016
If the national anthem really reflected America it would just be gunshots and cash register cha-ching sounds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016