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Tag: Pants

Posted on January 10, 2017January 12, 2017

I put my pants on like anyone else: I sob in the darkness for 20 minutes thinking about the future that could've been, then I put them on.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2017

Posted on November 29, 2015November 30, 2015

I put my pants on like anybody else: when I absolutely have to and not always then

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2015

Posted on May 4, 2015May 6, 2015

I put my pants on like anyone else: at 4am while I'm wearing my night vision goggles.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2015

Posted on November 29, 2013December 2, 2013

I put my pants on like anybody else: when I absolutely have to and not always then

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2013

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