Halloween is a lovely example for kids learning to follow rules: Never, EVER take candy from a stranger… unless everyone else is doing it
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2016
"Father, is that you?" – Nicolas Cage looking at a nest of crows
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2015
I could be a parent. I'm really good at saying someone's name two times in a row then shouting it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2014