Here's my first piece for @Playboy, "How To Turn Your Lifetime Of Fuck-Ups Into A Resume To Kill For" https://t.co/LorTtW8O8H
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016
My resume is just a .gif of me putting my retainer on before bed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 29, 2015